Like, OMG!
15. Britney Spears. Day X. Pregnancy watch. Falls under the broader category of I really don’t give a damn what this particular celebrity is doing with her reproductive organs, nor do I much care about anyone else’s.
The subject did spark a funny conversation at work, which is about the only thing this topic has going for it. Featured an editor throwing up his hands and shrieking. Funny, funny stuff. Also hear that the fetus has a blog. I tried to look at it at work, but I got blocked because of adult content. Thought about linking it here, but if it’s got adult content, I really don’t want to look at it at home, or lead anyone else there dying of morbid curiosity.
Hey, you all google. Make your own decision. Probably not worth the time, unless it’s outrageously funny.
I can’t decide whether to look up the fetus Web site when I get home tonight or not. All I really know is that I feel really really sorry for this child.
So despite my better judgment, I read Fetus Spears’ blog. Your OMG! title is right on. Dear lord.
You would think the creator of Fetus Spears could at least run a spell checker or have a dictionary handy. He misspells “death,” for God’s sake. Sheesh, the crap that floats to the top of a Google search is just amazing, sometimes.
Yeah, I chose to ignore the grammatical errors. I figured the fetus hasn’t had much schooling and plus, the poor thing only has the sounds of Mommy Spears to learn from!
True enough. God only knows what that baby is hearing from the womb.
Probably something along these lines:
“Like, what do you mean tanning beds are dangerous for the f$#king baby?!?!?! How the hell am I supposed to keep brown then???? I am NOT having this baby white as a sheet!!! Like, can you imagine the photo op outside the hospital? There’s like no way that’s happening!!! Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Very, very funny.
Wow, Shel! Sounds like you have had some, like, practice!
One question: What the hell is “lactation percentage”???
We thought you might know.
Well, I know I lactate, but I’ve never kept track of percentages, especially not when I was only 3 months pregnant. So I’m clueless about this…