I am not…
October 31st, 2005 at 10:40pm |
26. I am not a monkey.
I only like bananas in strawberry banana smoothies at Orange Julius and in banana splits.
I bathe regularly and am better groomed than monkeys.
I have language skills; I am capable of more than banging on a keyboard and shuffling a mouse at random.
Please don’t treat me like a monkey.
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An atheist denying the truth of Evolution. Will wonders never cease!
Where did this come from?
Yo, I didn’t do that first comment. Uh, Matt? Heather doesn’t claim it either.
And Brandi, my comment is a veiled reference to the idea that perhaps monkeys could do what I do just as efficiently.
And to the ghost commenter, I’m not denying evolution. I’m denying that I’m a monkey. I said nothing about denying my origins.
Um, I don’t know who that ghost commentator was. Maybe it was the idiot who set up your blog, but forgot to log out after logging in as you.
So would that be Todd as the ghost commenter?
I don’t particularly care for bananas, and I’ve never understood the Orange Julius thing.
I cannot allow another idiot to take the blame for this idiot’s mistake. Twas I who left the comment as Mel B.
Mel B. is that really you, or is it your twin?
Damn, that was supposed to be me! Sorry for the confusion. I even removed Mel. B.’s name from the “name” line, but I guess I wasn’t logged out. thought I checked after posting that message and it said “Matt,” however. Guess I messed up again.
You know, it would have been easily editable, but I find it more amusing to leave it be.
It’s not even a big deal; it’s just funny.
– The real Mel B.
I was confused about that first comment too! Oh the powers of the administrators!
I am glad I wasn’t the only one confused!
How much mileage can one get out of a blog that begins “I am not a monkey.” Apparently, a lot.
Sulkily… I’m working up to another.
I had to go in and manually delete my cookies for your site. Now I think everything is OK. I still don’t understand the origins of your original post, however. Why are you not a monkey, again?
I mean, technically, humans are monkeys. At least, we’re in the same family as monkeys, I think.
I have a long, exasperated list of reasons of why I’m not a monkey.
Let me just say this, in vague enough terms that it won’t come back to bite me (but probably will)…
I am much smarter than a monkey. I’d just prefer not to be treated like one.