Never gets old
February 11th, 2006 at 12:04pm |
1. Wash me or other nonsense written in back window of a very dirty vehicle.
2. Fart jokes.
3. Snickering at suggestive words like a 12-year-old.
This should be an interactive list. Respond with some of your own.
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How about “well, your momma. . .” jokes?
An old couple was sitting in church.
The woman leaned over & whispered to her husband: “I just let a silent fart, what should I do?”
The husband replied: “Get new batterys for your hearing aid!”
Here’s a recent favorite of mine as told to me by cave dweller; so I can’t take credit:
A man and his small son are in Walgreen’s and they pass the condom display.
“What are those Daddy?” asks the boy.
Not wanting to lie to him, his father replies, “Well son, those are used by men when they want to have sex.”
“Why do they come in different numbers Daddy?” asks the son. “This one has three in it.”
“Well, son,” replies the father. “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”
“This one has six, Daddy. Who uses those?”
“Well, those are for college boys. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.”
“Wow, Daddy! Look at these! There’s TWELVE of them in here! Who uses those?”
And the father tries to keep a straight face as he answers his son. “Well, son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March …”
All good ones. Heh heh.
Great idea. My two cents (late, as per usual): Septic tank guy, the ads on the benches back in da Bend. His number? 555(or something)-POOP.
Heh hehh. Yeah, I love that one.
And what never gets old for me: watching my extremely obese cat run down the stairs, watching his belly fat swing from side to side or hit the stairs on the way down.
Thumpthumpthumpthumpthump…