42 Dreams of Arizona Bay

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So angry

I temporarily lost control of my temper today as I contemplated the assholes at a certain bank. I thought I’d recently terminated my relationship with this bank by closing my accounts.
Closing my accounts means closing my accounts, taking all the money out, and saying goodbye forever.
Then I got a statement from them last month saying [...]

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Best wrong message ever

“Hi, this is Earl from Earl’s Body and Repair shop. Your caddy is fixed and ready to go. Give us a call. It’s about noon right now. OK, thanks, bye.”
I don’t remember if he actually was Earl. But there was a caddy involved. I hope the person called and asked about their car. I don’t listen to [...]

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House: The finally warm edition

After the party, I did nothing.
No-thing.
I woke up. I read for a while. Ate leftovers and fired up World of Warcraft.
I felt I deserved it.
Number of people at housewarming party: 22
Number of unexpected guests: 1
Very late arrivals: 2
Yummy stuffed mushrooms: 96
Eaten by me: 500. So the math doesn’t work. So what? Never said I was [...]

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Just thought I should tell you…

… I wore shorts and flip-flops today.
High is supposed to be in the high 70s.
Yesterday, we had all the windows open and I was still too warm.
It’s a beautiful day.

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Gentle

I think I felt my first earthquake.
And it was gentle.
Barely noticed.
Heads shoot up as the slight shake could’ve been anything. My monitor moves a little. It could’ve easily been someone walking by, or heavy machinery running on another floor.
Did you feel that? one coworker, a Bay-area native, asks.
Another Cali native agrees, saying they were both [...]

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