Saggin’
You know how all the politicians and busy-body “concerned members of the community” get upset about saggin’ pants?
I’m not a big fan of the fashion myself. Never need to see someone’s underwears out in public.
But yesterday, the door rang. I was expected an overdue package. Luckily, the UPS drivers around here ring the doorbell and run away fast like some silly prank. He didn’t need me to sign, so he was almost all the way to the truck when I opened the door.
He half-waved to me as he talked on his cellphone. I bent to pick up my package, walked a few more steps to get the paper and then I found my very loose shorts lose their hold on reality.
I gave out a half-screech, pulled them up as best as I could and retreated indoors, hiking them up some more once I could shut the door.
I looked in the mirror later, trying to duplicate the feat and decided he probably wouldn’t have seen much. My shirt hopefully covered what there was to be seen.
I’d like to think I’ve lost enough weight for all my clothes to fall off me, but that’s not the case. I accidentally bought these shorts too big (though they’re my size). I should’ve been wearing a belt. Instead, I usually just pull them up and don’t wear them in public without a belt.
Have a good laugh at me. I’m hoping the UPS guy, too busy on his cellphone, did not.
Pretty funny! If that had happened to me, I’d use that story to declare whatever weight loss scheme I am on a complete success, and thus worthy of celebration at Dairy Queen.
Hell yeah! Mel B., you up for a trip to sweet sugary goodness?
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thanks for the laugh.
i def. needed it today.
The funniest thing I ever did with clothes on was to accidentally wear two different pairs of shoes to a hair appointment (one shoe from each pair). I was running late, so I decided to just brave it and go in as-is. Everyone had quite a good laugh at my expense.
This beats my story by a long shot though