42 Dreams of Arizona Bay

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Extra day

It’s Feb. 29, the day that comes every four years.
I’m always entertained by this alleged extra day, though it really means nothing.
Now, it’d be really something if it could be a universal holiday. Nobody has to work on Feb. 29 simply because it’s the free imaginary day. How does that sound?
It’d be worse than Christmas, [...]

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An apology

I owe my dad an apology.
This loving man, who just sent me a little diecast Vega as well as a case for my stereo faceplate, is in fact my buddy. He’s a generous, kind-hearted man but occasionally has a nasty gloating streak.
I said in a comment in my last entry, Go, Go Gadgets, that I [...]

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Go, go gadgets

I admit I’m a geek. I love gadgets. I’m also cheap, so I don’t necessarily own the latest, greatest. But I read about them and yearn.
I had a ray-of-light-shining-down-on-my-car moment when I first drove away from the electronics store, and managed to change the display on my new stereo system.
It was displaying the the band [...]

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Bathroom business

You can do your business in the bathroom, but don’t bring it in the bathroom.
In a public restroom, I heard a woman alternately speak in English and then Spanish about a person’s FHA loan. Would I ever want to know that either a mortgage loan officer or a real estate agent had taken me into [...]

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Best (non)holiday ever

I never understood Presidents Day. I didn’t think anyone celebrated it past the fourth grade.
But government workers love it. Teachers love it. And furniture stores and other retailers, really love it.
I always wonder how the presidents we’re allegedly honoring would feel to know that their faces are blown up and associated with furniture or cars [...]

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Baking

I have never been much of a baker, or in fact a cook.
It’s really only since I’ve been out in Fresno for the last three years that I’ve discovered the joy of cooking and sometimes baking.
Cooking isn’t much of a problem. I like to fly fast and loose with recipes. I view them to be [...]

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Bigfoot

Who knew Bigfoot lived in central California, amongst all the normal people. Blending in, going to work.
Apparently my feet are too big to buy dress shoes in town. I went on a recent quest to buy shoes and got my familiar depression and disappointment at learning once again, I am a giant and therefore cannot [...]

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