You cannot be a cowboy …
August 4th, 2008 at 3:23pm |
You cannot be a cowboy if you wear a fanny pack.
Even if the rest of you is all cowboy. No, make that CAPITAL COWBOY.
Hat, check. Gaudy design on beige western shirt, check. Leather cowboy boots. Check. Swagger. Yep. Leathery, wrinkled face full of business. Yep.
American flag-patterned hankie flying out of a back pocket. Oh yes.
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