I have a hard time believing that turning Japanese while looking at someone’s picture is about going crazy. Even if that interpretation is correct or one of a couple of meanings the band might’ve meant, I still don’t know why you should turn Japanese while going crazy. At the very least, it’s offensive to Japanese people. But I still maintain the masturbation interpretation.

And this sparked a conversation with a work buddy. I’ll be honest, he’d never thought about it as being about masturbation, either. I’m still not sure he agrees. But what I do know is that we BOTH had that stupid song stuck in our heads afterward. So for that, I thank you.

So Matt:

I don’t want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

As to AZB:

Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K…kaniggets.