42 Dreams of Arizona Bay

The Atheism Song … is a parody of Adam Sandler’s The Chanukah Song, for atheists.

So eat your jesus-shaped toast …
Originally found at Boing Boing.

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I have been secretly wishing that my old automatic litter box would die. It’s four years old, after all. I’d like a new model. I’d like to start fresh.
And poof! When I woke up this morning, my wish was granted. Too bad my wish is a rather expensive wish.
I’m not made of money. Ugh.
Maybe I [...]

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Ribs: hurt
Orange juice consumed: 2 quarts
Kleenex thrown away: tons
Times scared cats with sneezing or coughing: 1,400
Amount of Robitussin left: Not much
Amount of cold medicine caplets left: 4

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I used to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade in the middle of making dinner. The older I got, though, the less I enjoyed it. So I don’t watch it anymore. So it wasn’t until I saw this video somewhere else, that I realized what I had been missing.
All I can say is that it might [...]

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I really don’t want to sound like the world is raining shit down on me. Things haven’t been going that well lately, but I’m practical. I don’t believe in bad luck or in anything else.
I have some good news, if you want to take it that way. My stereo faceplate, which precicipitated the whole ebay/email [...]

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I woke up very gloomy and angry. I didn’t sleep well. Now I’m just going to be paranoid for a while.
But in the middle of all that, I bear a Fres-nasty story, one that makes me think of how much personality Fresnans seem to have, in their misguided ways.
It’s finally pretty chilly here. My house [...]

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It’s bad enough that I lost my music collection to a computer meltdown. But then I lost my stereo faceplate, on my birthday, no less.
I learned that I can’t drive without music. Yesterday, I finally broke down and put one earphone in my ear while driving. It’s one of those earphones that tends to block [...]

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