42 Dreams of Arizona Bay

Searching for the question to the answer of 42.

Why I don’t like crowds

Or more aptly, why I don’t like people. I just thought it was sort of harsh to put in the title.
Wal-Mart. End of story. Or for the longer story, Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon. Why did I go there, when every single time I come back angry? Because I needed to get something there that [...]

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I don’t have all day

Letter to all the flakes on craigslist,
If you say you are going to pick up something at a certain time, be on time! Don’t waste my time. I spent all day waiting for you to call, and then spent the rest of my day before work waiting for you to pick up the item you’ve [...]

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Things heard in the pool

I need to start a new category. I don’t know if it’s sustainable. But in case it isn’t, two new categories:
Things heard in the pool
and
Stupid people
The inaugural entry comes from a frat boy sitting in the hot tub with three to four other college students.
Stupid people number one… It is 100 degrees and these kids [...]

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Pleasant sounds

The splashing of water in the pool just outside … and several college age boys grunting and hollering like they’re in the middle of a hardcore gay porn. So I’d imagine, anyway.
I could hear the grunting as I drove into the garage. For all I know, they’re still at it.
Allegedly, this is graduation weekend and [...]

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