The subject line of a spam email I received today:
“Now I can penetrate hardly and give the pleasure to every woman.”
Obviously this was written by a non-native English-speaking spam bot. Penetrating hardly is hardly a ringing endorsement for the product. But at least he can give the pleasure to every woman. The pleasure of what, I’m not sure. The pleasure of criticizing how he is hardly penetrating, perhaps.
Ah, the joys of cooking with spam.
Comment by Mel B.
October 11, 2006 @ 11:56 pm
I like getting spam for male enhancement when I don’t have the equipment. But I like the hardly penetrate. That’s not exactly a goal of most men looking for enhancement, is it?
Comment by Matthew
October 12, 2006 @ 6:39 am
What I have never quite understood is who responds to these advertisements? I mean, a certain number of them are not ads in a strict sense–they may be fake URLs that simply want to install mal-ware on your computer.
But presumably some of them must really want to sell you viagra and other drugs. So who bites on these offers? That person would have to be incredibly stupid, or incredibly insecure, or both. Both, come to think of it.
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