A Pilgrim’s Digression

Just some things I’ve always wondered about…

1. Do female rock bands have groupies? For example, does Delores O’Riordan of the Cranberries (one of my favorite bands from the nineties) pick men from the audience with whom she will have sex after the concert?
2. Has anyone in the history of the Windows operating system ever used the “Briefcase?”
3. If a forty year old man mentions living with a “roommate,” does it always mean he is gay?
4. Does a woman’s orgasm feel the same as a man’s?
5. Will people set foot on Mars in my lifetime?
6. Is there a biological purpose for ear wax? What is that gunk anyway?
7. Why doesn’t a majority of people use the Macintosh OS?
8. If it were possible to live to be hundreds of years old, a so-called “Biblical” age, would it affect people’s faith in God positively or negatively?
9. How many years before the majority of us work from home in front of our computers? [Considering many of us could do this now, if our employers would allow it, I'm betting on ten years.]
10. And finally, the quintessential question of questions: Why can’t we all just get along?