A Pilgrim’s Digression

Comeday morm and, O, you’re vine! Sendday’s eve and, ah, you’re vinegar!

Thursday, 26 October 2006

Just a dream?

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 12:00 pm

The ultimate truth started to get blurry

For some strange reason it had to be

It was all a dream about Tennessee

Arrested Development, “Tennessee”

There are really only two races I am paying attention to, this election year. My local Senate race, Allen versus Webb in Virginia, is of primary importance, of course. But I think the Tennessee Senate race between Bob Corker and Harold Ford is as interesting and as important for the country as a whole.

In Virginia, I’d say that Webb has about a fifty/fifty chance of winning. When I moved to this state in 1998, it was strongly Republican and I wouldn’t give a Democrat a snowball’s chance of winning a statewide election. But things have changed. Virginia has elected a Democrat Governor twice in a row, and obviously Jim Webb is doing well enough to make George Allen sweat.

Personally, I want to see Allen defeated, partly out of a desire to send Republicans to the woodshed to reevaluate who they are and what they believe. Partly, I just don’t believe the same things as Allen any longer.

And then there is the fact that Allen chews tobacco. When he was governor, they had to put spittoons in the governor’s mansion. Jim Webb chews tobacco, too, for that matter, so they both have that strike against them, as far as I am concerned. However, I still have more values in common with Webb than Allen. They were both asked about their tobacco use on Meet the Press, and neither one defended it. Is it significant, or am I just joking about this being a factor in determining how I am going to vote?

I think it speaks a little to a politician’s character that he won’t or can’t give up a vice for the sake of the message it sends to children. It’s not quite the same as if Allen or Webb were lighting up a cigarette on national television, but for those who know about their addiction, it’s disconcerting and I think it undermines trust in their character.

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Wednesday, 25 October 2006

The Beer Man Cometh

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 3:18 pm

This isn’t my usual type of blog post, but I found the subject too funny to pass up. The headline of this CNN news story says all you need to know:

Loaded Beer Truck Falls on Top of Teetotaler

Who says journalists lack creativity? Some scribe had to sit in his office and think of a pithy title for a story that is, for all its humorous elements, tragic. The victim, after all, is flat on her back in a hospital with three compressed vertabrae. Yet some worthy graduate of an English or Journalism department had to think about what the best adjective would be to describe a beer truck: “Ah, loaded!”, he or she exclaims. It is perhaps the sole act of creative genius they will ever experience in their life.

Of course! It’s not just a beer truck, it’s a loaded beer truck!

Thankfully for the victim, the truck was indeed loaded…with Bud Light.

Tuesday, 24 October 2006

Brendan’s first pet

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 1:19 pm

My blog posts are becoming rarer and rarer these days, as my free time becomes consumed with playing World of Warcraft. Even taking time away from the game to write in my paper-and-ink diary is sometimes painful. I’ve always kept a diary as much out of pleasure as a sense of duty, but now it has become all duty.

Blogging is not quite at the level of a duty just yet, but it may get there one day. I find myself becoming increasingly disinterested in things which formerly gave me pleasure. Reading, for example. Whether this is all a result of the game, or merely a natural result of the aging process, I haven’t figured out yet.

All I know is, consider this post about my family an increasingly rare report from someone who seems to be losing the balance between his “real” life and his escapist fantasies.

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Thursday, 19 October 2006

My Digital World

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 8:29 am

[Ed. Note: this is the first in a multi-part series on my experience with technology from 1990 to 2006, or "how I learned to stop worrying and love the Mac." Other parts of this story will be published in forthcoming days, hopefully consecutively if I find time to write them.)

It still seems odd to me to think of the nineteen-nineties in a historical sense, but in large part the previous decade has already retreated into the dim past for most of us. Looking at old television news footage from 1991, the clothing styles already seem antique, the hairstyles too long and outmoded.

Even though barely fifteen years have passed since the beginning of that decade, it already seems aeons ago in large part due to the technological changes that have swept us into a future we could hardly have imagined back then. The Internet existed in 1991, but who knew anything about it, outside a few universities? People were still carrying around a Sony Walkman, rather than an iPod; but Apple computer was still king of the home computer market. Windows was still in its birth pangs; Windows 3.1 would not appear until 1992.

Some of us who used Windows 3.1 might say that Microsoft’s baby was still-born, or at least badly deformed. But that’s another blog post.

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Thursday, 12 October 2006

Crappy Day

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 1:34 pm

Overheard in one of the cafeterias for the House of Representatives:

Congressman: [after holding forth to two aides for fifteen minutes on the gangbuster economy and why, damnit, aren't Republicans getting any credit for it?] Look, Guys, I’d like to stay and jaw with you, but I’ve got to take a shit.

First Aide: Oh, by all means…

Second Aide: Hey, if you gotta take a crap, you gotta take a crap.

Congressman: Yeah, I really got to shit. Then I’ve got a meeting with Tom and Liz.

I only hope for Tom and Liz’s sake that he washes his hands.

Perhaps there is something about power and authority that completely frees a man from all the inhibitions, not to mention good manners, carefully instilled in him by his mother, wife, society in general. Perhaps he begins to feel he can say whatever comes to mind. If he has an eye for pretty, young women, or teenage boys, he begins to think that he can satisfy that impulse, too. No repercussions.

Today was Oktoberfest in the cafeteria, so I sat there eating my beer basted brats and saurkraut, forced to imagine this leader among men sitting on the crapper, probably shitting something that looked very much like the sausage on my plate.

Fortunately, I was almost finished eating anyway. It was a good meal, too. I love kraut and brats. I know there is a book out now that offers ideas for bloggers, as well as general rules for what to blog about and what not to blog about. One rule of blogging is that no one cares what you had for lunch.

Well, maybe I just proved that rule wrong.

Friday, 6 October 2006

Foley Follies, Part Deux

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 12:00 pm

Alcoholics, gays, and Catholic priests all have a right to be indignant with Mark Foley. He has scapegoated them all. First he blamed his actions on alcohol, then on his homosexuality, then on his being molested by a “clergyman.” Foley is Catholic, so presumably the clergyman who purportedly molested him was not a Unitarian. But who knows? Maybe Unitarianism will come in for its share of the blame, as well.

Reading about this story, and especially listening to conservative commentary on the radio, I don’t know how many times I’ve heard it stated or implied that Foley’s homosexuality and his predilection for teenage boys are somehow one and the same thing. Foley himself made the connection when he “came out” (apparently to himself, since everyone else on Capitol Hill seems to have known he was gay all along), thus implying that somehow because he is gay, he is also a pervert.

A conservative I listened to on the radio this morning, Andy Parks of WMAL, suggested that the FBI should conduct yearly deep background checks on all Congressmen to determine if they are gay or not. Under criticism from his co-host, he later drew back a little and said that he might be willing to let a Congressman’s sexual orientation remain a secret, but everything else was fair game. After all, if a Congressman has defaulted on a loan at some time in his life, that indicates a problem managing money, and therefore the Congressman might be susceptible to bribes.

Republicans just want to be all up in other people’s business. That’s a primary reason I’m not a Republican anymore; I have a strong Libertarian streak that gets ruffled when Republicans start preaching their superior morality.

The real eyebrow-raiser in Parks’ diatribe, however, was his suggestion that somehow homosexuality itself is cause for concern, because obviously, a homosexual congressman is going to be attracted to the teenage pages.

Equation of adult-oriented homosexuality and homosexual pedophilia is widespread in our culture, and the Foley scandal does not help clear up the distinction in the minds of most Americans. There is a difference: gay men are not necessarily attracted to teenage boys or boy children. Pedophilia is the disease, not the perpetrator’s homosexuality.

There is also a question whether or not Foley’s particular sexual fixation, or “fetich” as he called it in his IM, constitutes pedophilia. As William Buckley points out, Foley’s IM friends were all sixteen years or older, above the age of consent in D.C. and most states. If Foley had simply had sex with them, he probably could not be prosecuted as a pedophile. However, laws against the corruption of minors contradict laws governing consent to sex, and a minor can be “corrupted” until the age of eighteen. However, between sixteen and eighteen, any kind of sex, with a person of whatever age, is probably not prosecutable.

It may turn out that Foley knew this, since he served on a committee that wrote sex predator legislation. Perhaps he used his knowledge to his advantage. It seems to me unreasonable to suppose that he never at least attempted sex with the boys he courted. I think its likely he even succeeded. A man who is obviously, ostentatiously soliciting boys is likely going to get lucky once in awhile. And of course, his luck will also run out, eventually, as it did this week.

It’s interesting, too, to read the IM’s between Foley and his boy toys not only for the salacious content, but for what one finds between the lines. Limbaugh has been asking every day on his program, “Why did these pages save these IM’s? Who had them all these years?” Limbaugh believes the answer is that obviously this was a political hit job that Democrats have been cooking for five years or longer, and they were just waiting until the right moment to spring the trap (but why not spring it in 2002 or 2004?).

I believe the answer is simpler. By default, their IM program saved a chat log. Apple’s iChat saves chats by default. There is even a folder in a user’s Home directory where these are saved, labeled “Chats.”

This was no hit job. But I don’t believe these kids were babes in the woods, either. If you read the IM’s between Foley and Tyson Vivyan for example, what you discover is a young man who chats with Foley as a friend, not as a stereotypical “victim” of a sex predator. If Limbaugh wants to know why these pages did not come forward until now, the answer is not that they are part of a Democrat/media conspiracy. The answer, as Vivyan puts it, is that “he didn’t want to ruin his connection to a powerful Washington personality.”

Essentially, if he is to believed, he was using Mark Foley every bit as much as Foley was using him. Vivyan kept up a correspondence with Foley until he was 24. Foley obviously was not some violent sexual sadist whom Vivyan feared. He was just the quintessential dirty old man.

He still deserves everything that has happened to him, if nothing else because of his hypocrisy. ABC reported yesterday that in a moment of high dudgeon, Foley once tried to shut down a nudist colony in his Florida district because children nudists could mingle with adult nudists.

All in all, this is a great story that I am not yet tired of reading about. It has everything there is to love about a good Washington scandal: sex, Republicans, and a detailed electronic paper trail. It is not going away anytime soon, either, thanks to Hastert’s unwillingness to resign.

I still believe Hastert will resign. I’m predicting he will be gone by Friday next week, maybe sooner. However, when Hastert does resign, that probably won’t be the end of the scandal either. Congress has ordered hearings. The FBI is going to examine Foley’s computers, and you know someone will leak whatever they find. More Pages will come forward, hoping to get on TV to say how “shocked” they were by the Congressman’s behavior (pardon me if I don’t believe them). We can look forward to more IM’s and emails. The anticipation is just killing me.

Thursday, 5 October 2006

WoW cheaters prosper

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 12:00 pm

Recently, I noticed that alongside my email exchanges with a friend and fellow World of Warcraft player, gmail has been displaying some enticing ads for websites promising “World of Warcraft gold” and a “free epic mount for you.” No, the former is not some specially packaged “gold” edition of the game. And the “epic mount” referred to is not pornographic in nature.

Apparently, there are sites out there that sell cheats for World of Warcraft. I clicked a few of the links, and it is really quite amazing what a big business this is. I was expecting something amateur-ish, even shady looking, considering that Blizzard tries to stamp out this kind of cheating.

Instead, apparently these sites even have in-game customer service reps who deliver your items to you directly, or via the game’s mail system. One site I checked out, MOGmasters.com (I am not going to promote this crap by providing a link) sells ‘virtual currency,’ presumably for real dollars. You can buy 100 gold for about twenty-six U.S. dollars. What guarantee you have is not clear, but MOGmasters says that no refunds are given except for services not rendered.

I am 100% certain it is almost impossible to prove that services were not rendered, and since Paypal is the only accepted payment method, that makes it ten times more difficult to get your money back. Anyone who has ever attempted to obtain a refund through eBay/Paypal knows what a pain in the ass that is.

MOGmasters and other sites, such as brogame.com, also offer more than just gold. Pay them enough and they will give you a twink: a pre-made character, level 60, decked out with the best armor and weapons and even an “epic mount” (a rare or especially powerful mount, such as a horse, kodo, ram, etc.).

Following is a quote from the MOGmasters site: “Conquer, dominate and own other players in your favorite battleground with a twink. Our gamers in WoW know what you need to create a strong, decked out character to send your enemy to the graveyard time after time. Our gamers will tailor your toon to a lethal and effective BG machine. Other players will just cry unfair! Let your faction mates drool in envy and the opposing faction run in fear with a powerful customized twink.”

Reading this stuff really gets under my skin. First of all, it is absolutely insane to pay real money for ‘virtual’ currency. First you pay 20 or 30 dollars for the game, then 14.99 per month in subscription fees, and then you’re going to pay more money in order to cheat? Fools! Play the game! That’s all you have to do to earn virtual currency or advance your character.

I mean, that’s the point, is it not? Playing the game? Having fun building your character? Feeling that sense of achievement at having leveled on your own?

Reading about this crap, it is going to make me look askance the next time I see some Level 60 Paladin strutting around Ironforge on his magnificent epic warhorse. And that’s unfortunate, because if I ever reach level 60 I don’t want people thinking I cheated to get there.

Wednesday, 4 October 2006

SCape CBRN30

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 6:00 pm

One of my very first blog posts, back on March 26, 2003, was about being issued a hood and respirator intended to protect us government employees against biological and chemical attack. I called them “gas masks,” but they were actually called “escape hoods” because they were meant to provide one hour of clean air, just enough to escape from the immediate area of a biological or chemical attack.

At the time, you’ll recall, the invasion of Iraq was in full swing. It was a tense period of time. Most people felt that the war was the primary reason we were given these hoods. Some speculated that the government had knowledge of Iraqi terrorist agents in America who were preparing a WMD attack in Washington.

We were supposed to keep our hoods beside our desk, along with a small pack of emergency supplies–flashlight, batteries, foil packets of water–that were also issued to us by the government. I kept mine there for several months, but eventually it migrated into a desk drawer, and finally it ended up gathering dust in a cabinet when I moved to my new office in 2004.

I hadn’t even looked at it or given it a thought in probably two years. Then last week, we were given a date on which to come to a certain room in the building where we could turn in our hoods and receive a new model. I picked mine up today.

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Tuesday, 3 October 2006

Foley follies

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 8:09 am

Reading about this sex scandal involving Republican Congressman Mark Foley, I have to say I now believe Republicans chances of holding the House in November are officially sunk. I had my doubts there, for awhile, since Democrats give voters little reason to actually vote for them.

Now, Democrats only need to provide voters with one reason to vote for them: they are not Republicans.

This is an absolutely disgusting story, and that adjective “disgusting” can refer not only to Foley’s behavior, but to the political aspects of the case, as well.

ABC News has posted on its website one explicit exchange Foley had with a teenage boy, an IM chat in which, among other things, Foley inquires about how the boy masturbates. Does he use his hand with lotion, or what?

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Sunday, 1 October 2006

The Disease Worsens

Filed under: — greypilgrim @ 1:23 pm

If you wanted to know how bad my addiction has gotten lately, you had only to peak inside my brain during church this morning. In Sunday school, we were discussing a lesson about Romans 12, verses 1-11, in which Paul speaks of the spiritual gifts with which we are all endowed and bound to use for the good of other people.

Several times, I found myself on the verge of speaking up, saying, “It’s like in the video game World of Warcraft…” In WoW, each person is given two professions to master, such as herbalism, skinning, leatherworking, mining, engineering, etc. People become artisans in their trade, building their talents to the point that other players desire their manufactured items. No one can master more than two talents/professions, so this makes players reliant on others.

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