A Pilgrim’s Digression

Yesterday evening, I stopped to get some gas at a Sheetz station.  After pumping the gas, I went inside to pay and use the restroom.  As I was standing there at a urinal, another man comes in, talking on a cell phone.

He heads towards the urinal beside mine, and I hear him say, “Hold on, I’ve got to meet with my boss real quick.  Let me call you back as soon as I’m done.”

He then unzips and relieves himself.

I know that men often give nicknames to their penises (no, I don’t, so don’t ask), but that is the first time I’ve heard it called “the boss.”  Somehow it seems both appropriate and hilarious, however.