Life as I (don't) understand it
- 07.10.08 | Shifting Sands
- 25.09.08 | Bad Choices Make Good Eating
- 22.09.08 | If the Fates Allow
- 17.09.08 | Gamer Nation
- 11.09.08 | Back in My Day
- 02.09.08 | Empty Nest
- 31.08.08 | Another Tech Support Nightmare
- 20.08.08 | Inquiring Minds
- 18.08.08 | The final days
- 11.08.08 | A Good Life
- 05.08.08 | The bitch in my car
- 17.07.08 | Pretty in Pink
- 10.07.08 | Drifting
- 12.06.08 | On or Off?
- 10.06.08 | Where have you gone?
- 04.06.08 | Don’t do what your parents did
- 22.05.08 | Freedom’s Cost
- 21.05.08 | Upstairs, Downstairs
- 20.05.08 | Running Man
- 17.05.08 | Jesus: Ready to Rumble
- 14.05.08 | Going to the Chapel…Very Early
- 07.05.08 | Not Dead Yet
- 05.05.08 | Obama’s Swan Song
- 02.05.08 | The Gift She Can do Without
- 01.05.08 | Details, Baby, details.
- 22.04.08 | Scenes from a Birthday
- 02.04.08 | Listening To My Gut
- 01.04.08 | Forgotten Essentials
- 15.03.08 | A Cat’s Life
- 14.03.08 | All Norton’s Fault
- 14.03.08 | Scandale Américain
- 06.03.08 | Past Times
- 05.03.08 | Coffee of the day
- 28.02.08 | Retirement living
- 07.02.08 | All your dirty secrets
- 23.01.08 | Just wondering
- 20.01.08 | Jokers Wild
- 14.01.08 | That not so fresh feeling
- 10.01.08 | New Irresolution
- 08.01.08 | Stand Clear
- 06.01.08 | Germinating Bugs
- 28.12.07 | A Wii Christmas
- 20.12.07 | Solving prison overcrowding
- 19.12.07 | Holiday Dispirit
- 12.12.07 | First Love
- 01.11.07 | The Feeling’s Mutual
- 22.10.07 | Bank Bullshit
- 18.10.07 | New, but improved?
- 16.10.07 | Three Four
- 04.10.07 | Public Bathing
- 21.09.07 | Still haven’t found…
- 19.09.07 | All Over Again
- 17.09.07 | Reclaiming the bed
- 02.09.07 | Praying with eyes closed
- 28.08.07 | Waiting for the 80
- 21.08.07 | “Tastes salty”
- 14.08.07 | Losing purpose
- 10.08.07 | WWBD?
- 31.07.07 | Wit’s End
- 26.07.07 | The way we were
- 25.07.07 | No answers
- 25.07.07 | Musings of a third-rate mind
- 23.07.07 | Shit eater
- 23.07.07 | A big woody
- 13.07.07 | A clean beaver
- 12.07.07 | Animal Behavior
- 11.07.07 | Public Annoyances
- 03.07.07 | Bad News
- 03.07.07 | Done the Deed
- 02.07.07 | Under the Knife
- 27.06.07 | To the Castle
- 26.06.07 | Big Change Coming
- 20.06.07 | Concord redux
- 19.06.07 | Boston in pictures
- 19.06.07 | Boston, mon amour
- 18.06.07 | On Walden Pond
- 17.06.07 | Hunting the Ghosthunters
- 16.06.07 | First Day: Twain House, Hartford, CT
- 16.06.07 | On the road again
- 06.06.07 | Cutting the cord
- 05.06.07 | Government loses more laptops
- 04.06.07 | Happy families
- 25.05.07 | Puppy love
- 23.05.07 | Who’s the boss?
- 20.05.07 | License to Parent
- 18.05.07 | Crazy Cat Man
- 17.05.07 | Wash and Whacks
- 08.05.07 | Gray-haired Geezers
- 07.05.07 | Offensive Driving
- 03.05.07 | Food, Glorious Food
- 01.05.07 | A simple phone call
- 25.04.07 | End of something
- 24.04.07 | Apathetic Police
- 19.04.07 | A Ishmael
- 19.04.07 | Tech world
- 18.04.07 | What happened?
- 17.04.07 | Time Passages
- 13.04.07 | Robbed
- 04.04.07 | She’s lump
- 27.03.07 | The Other Little Blue Pill
- 22.03.07 | Overheard in an Elevator
- 15.03.07 | A scene oft repeated
- 08.03.07 | In sunshine and in shadow
- 03.03.07 | Redneck Dairy Cooler
- 28.02.07 | All Booked Up
- 25.02.07 | The Un-Handy Man
- 13.02.07 | My Preccccious
- 03.02.07 | A Friendship Ball
- 31.01.07 | The Ideal Child
- 30.01.07 | Subway Art? Or a leading cause of Rail Rage?
- 25.01.07 | The Anti-Fart
- 21.01.07 | We’re Making Progress
- 12.01.07 | Cable Out
- 03.01.07 | The Moaning
- 01.01.07 | Irresolution
- 19.12.06 | Enough to Make You Sick
- 18.12.06 | The Grinch was Right
- 08.12.06 | A Death in the Family
- 06.12.06 | A Dry Season
- 30.11.06 | A “Comcast Sucks” Update
- 29.11.06 | Comcast, You Suck
- 28.11.06 | Time Sinks
- 26.11.06 | The Internet is Porn
- 08.11.06 | The Center Holds
- 07.11.06 | Day of Atonement
- 25.10.06 | The Beer Man Cometh
- 24.10.06 | Brendan’s first pet
- 12.10.06 | Crappy Day
- 19.09.06 | Single Man versus Married Man
- 07.09.06 | Parking Woes
- 05.09.06 | The rain falls, mainly
- 01.09.06 | My Naked Lunch Moment
- 29.08.06 | First Things
- 24.08.06 | Broke
- 22.08.06 | Change of Life
- 16.08.06 | Fascist propaganda
- 15.08.06 | Blackberries for Brendan
- 08.08.06 | S For Sleepless
- 24.07.06 | Misery
- 20.07.06 | A Rare Bird
- 19.07.06 | Where Nabokov Found Lolita
- 19.07.06 | Dining Out
- 16.07.06 | Everywhere I Go
- 07.07.06 | Home Improvement
- 28.06.06 | Down in the Flood
- 27.06.06 | If wishes were horses
- 22.06.06 | Another sign of ethical drift
- 19.06.06 | A Peaceful Father’s Day
- 13.06.06 | Favorite Things
- 06.06.06 | And bad jokes will abound
- 05.06.06 | Parental Guilt
- 01.06.06 | Someone smells stinky. Oh, it’s me!
- 30.05.06 | Du temps perdu
- 25.05.06 | Five
- 24.05.06 | The way of all flesh
- 19.05.06 | The Quality of Mercy
- 13.05.06 | Wallowing in my own crapulence
- 11.05.06 | Polygamy: why not?
- 10.05.06 | The Life of the Mind
- 28.04.06 | That’s Ball-mer-steen!
- 26.04.06 | King of the…Something
- 12.04.06 | Done
- 07.04.06 | Not a single lux-ur-y
- 02.04.06 | Done Deal
- 28.03.06 | First and Last Things
- 19.03.06 | Meet the Neighbors
- 13.03.06 | A Napoleon Sighting
- 09.03.06 | A scream in the night
- 06.03.06 | Deep Thoughts
- 04.03.06 | Home Inspection Redux
- 25.02.06 | Home Inspection
- 21.02.06 | Still ain’t got no home
- 20.02.06 | Polar Opposites
- 19.02.06 | Ain’t got a home (yet)
- 30.01.06 | No “Right” to Security
- 23.01.06 | Social Butterfly
- 21.01.06 | Written upon the skin
- 20.01.06 | Revive him, then kill him
- 19.01.06 | Idiot wind
- 17.01.06 | Off-line and anxious
- 08.01.06 | Quoth the Raven
- 06.01.06 | Smash that phone. Please!
- 05.01.06 | Rinse, repeat
- 04.01.06 | Down a mine
- 02.01.06 | Testing, testing
- 25.12.05 | Christmas Top Ten
- 24.12.05 | Questions that demand answers
- 22.12.05 | Why do they hate us?
- 17.12.05 | Bound for Glory: America in Color, 1939-1943
- 10.12.05 | My kind of church
- 08.12.05 | Cup of coffee and the news
- 01.12.05 | Rambler
- 30.11.05 | I’m a lesbian
- 29.11.05 | All your base are belong to Google
- 28.11.05 | We the living
- 15.11.05 | King of Porn
- 14.11.05 | Dierks? Bentley?
- 01.11.05 | The meaning of “organic”
- 28.10.05 | Goodbye for you
- 21.10.05 | I heard it on the radio
- 17.10.05 | It’s my birthday too, yeah
- 16.10.05 | Les chaussettes d’Edgar Poe
- 11.10.05 | It’s what they know?
- 10.10.05 | Ask your doctor
- 09.10.05 | Sunday before church
- 29.09.05 | Operating Plan 5
- 23.09.05 | Times Select
- 15.09.05 | The Bill Clinton Syndrome
- 07.09.05 | Would be lost
- 01.09.05 | Question of the Day
- 25.08.05 | Out and about
- 24.08.05 | What’s in a name
- 23.08.05 | Afternoon ramble
- 11.08.05 | Beginning, middle, end
- 10.08.05 | Grapefruit Diet
- 09.08.05 | Ida Green: a folk tale
- 04.08.05 | Break Through
- 02.08.05 | A business opportunity; your assistance needed
- 01.08.05 | Those big balls
- 28.07.05 | Bad news for Newport News
- 28.07.05 | When will it end?
- 27.07.05 | A belt buckle wide as the Texas sky
- 19.07.05 | Holey underoos, Batman!
- 19.07.05 | Kicking and Screaming
- 13.07.05 | The Fat Lady of Mattydale: a vacation journal
- 06.07.05 | Good food, good meat…you know the rest
- 05.07.05 | Twelve Joys of Returning from Vacation
- 23.06.05 | Seeking nothing, or some thing
- 21.06.05 | Departures
- 16.06.05 | Decline and Fall
- 15.06.05 | Top Ten Causes of Ear Worm
- 13.06.05 | You know you are getting old when…
- 09.06.05 | What we have here…is failure to communicate
- 02.06.05 | Confessional Booth
- 31.05.05 | Dazed, Confused
- 23.05.05 | Be fingerprinted @ your library™
- 19.05.05 | The class I belong to
- 10.05.05 | The bird in hand
- 09.05.05 | Headache? Back pain? Try Sex!
- 05.05.05 | “A cool, contemporary Jesus”
- 02.05.05 | Just an excuse for a kegger?
- 22.03.05 | Fear, and a coffin to lie in
- 17.03.05 | I sense a disturbance in the Force
- 14.03.05 | March Hares
- 10.03.05 | Geek Humor
- 08.03.05 | Seeking the light
- 07.03.05 | Sheetz Revisited
- 02.03.05 | Soothing the savage breast
- 02.03.05 | Atlas Collared
- 21.02.05 | A miscellany of trenchant observations
- 21.02.05 | Lazy Sunday
- 15.02.05 | Going Commando
- 14.02.05 | The Other Woman Again
- 11.02.05 | A dragon lives forever
- 10.02.05 | Exercising the demons
- 09.02.05 | Tabula Rasa
- 01.02.05 | Over as soon as it began
- 01.02.05 | Open Inbox Tuesday
- 30.01.05 | Naked Breakfast
- 18.01.05 | The “other” woman
- 14.01.05 | Getting the pussy wet
- 12.01.05 | Cogito, ergo … sum?
- 06.01.05 | When tragedy becomes farcical
- 03.01.05 | God’s judgement on Sweden
- 03.01.05 | Is Laura Bush sleeping around?
- 18.12.04 | What a drag it is, getting old
- 15.12.04 | Which Gorey death do you face?
- 14.12.04 | City Mouse/Country Mouse
- 01.12.04 | Two dreams
- 01.12.04 | Newfound music
- 30.11.04 | A funny thing I heard on the radio…
- 29.11.04 | And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
- 28.11.04 | Our revels now are ended
- 23.11.04 | Conan the Squirrel Killer
- 23.11.04 | Lesson learned: don’t fuck with Laotians
- 22.11.04 | Whatever happened to…
- 16.11.04 | Smashmyphone.com
- 16.11.04 | Down by the sea
- 09.11.04 | Heaven in a cup
- 03.11.04 | Correction
- 02.11.04 | Your vivid dreams
- 31.10.04 | Happy pumpkin day
- 28.10.04 | Breakfast dal trashcan
- 25.10.04 | Naked Potty
- 24.10.04 | Coffee and cigarettes
- 07.09.04 | The end of all of that
- 02.09.04 | Wasting time
- 26.08.04 | Politics as usual
- 25.08.04 | John Fogerty
- 25.08.04 | Fortunate Son
- 24.08.04 | School Daze
- 17.08.04 | Irony is our only mode of discourse
- 16.08.04 | Where’s the RIAA on this one?
- 12.08.04 | Singles queue for man pillows
- 10.08.04 | One Sleepy Person
- 02.08.04 | Rat’s Alley
- 29.07.04 | Young Love
- 28.07.04 | Reflections on Time Past
- 28.07.04 | English Lesson on Eponyms
- 26.07.04 | Rip It Up
- 26.07.04 | Ooops
- 21.07.04 | Quote of the Day
- 15.07.04 | Assignation in a Summer House
- 08.07.04 | Bohemian Rhapsody
- 07.07.04 | One eye in the mirror
- 23.06.04 | Trolley Tracks and Dancing, Purple Cutting Boards
- 21.06.04 | Everyman’s an author
- 17.06.04 | Thursday, and the coffee of the day is: Brazil
- 16.06.04 | Wednesday, and I can almost smell the weekend … wait, that’s smoke I smell
- 15.06.04 | It’s Tuesday and I’m ill
- 14.06.04 | Monday morning coming down
- 10.06.04 | Thomas Merton on America
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